Last Two Weeks of July

After B.O.T.A.S. I got injured again this time with my left foot so I couldn't train my stamina as much as I would like to. So I had to find some other entertainment...

Hiking: I attended the jubilee 50th trip with my touristic club which was two days in the sandstones of Broumov, the work name should be "His Majesty Quest for Cuesta". But it was more a pilgrimage to the all my fellow fatboys of year 1986. Even my reservoir has reduced a bit I am still with you guys and I love you all!

Translation from Czech: "Fatboys '86"

So I worked out a bit at the challet of Star to put something on my Diet dashboard.

One small lunch for His Majesty, big leap for whole Kingdom

Family: The next week I visited the shire of my royal house - the Esh Principality with royal cemetery at Turretville. There is one speciality in our Royal family that the Crown always belong to the youngest offspring of the King. And Queen Josephine was really a True noble giving birth to six Princes while living one year less than the current Majesty.

His Majesty's Grandfather  (top left) and his five older brothers; Royal grave

And here is maybe one explanation why the Kingdom is still without any heir to the Throne. Not even the beer consumption is making it better.

Racing: However I managed at least one single racing performance: It was 10th stage of Mr. Freezer O-League. That really wasn't my first start at the Damned Dam so I could run big bombs. Just look at the map with my routechoices - the biggest bombs at controls 10, 11, 13 and 14. What a fine boost for my mental power finally!!!

Aftermath: I almost forgot to mention that sometimes I also work. Even I suck it is good to know it can always be worse. So I shoot a short motivation vid present how hard is life when your job is just a piece of shit:

COM.dyne Systems: Genisys

I guess you know the ancient True: the health and the prosperity of the Kingdom come straight from the King's fitness. And as you could see from the previous seasons the shape of His Majesty was more round than sharp. At the peak moment one single Veličenstvo Com's Crown was worth more than two hundreds of British Pounds!

Highest value of VCC at foreign markets

What a crisis situation?! So the best brains from the whole Kingdom were summoned to came to the Court and began a rescue plan to make Veličenstvo not that Great again. Their hard work was successful so they could introduce brand new autonomous royal cyborg with serial number M-8605, simply called "Majestinator". Here is a photo straight from the underground laboratories representing the elevation of the king.

M-8605 on it's way up

The device is connected to supercomputer which is controlling all it's vital stats like activity, training, sleep, weight. Also improving it with brand new retro cover...

M-8605 trying to regain some popularity

...and here start the troubles. When you think you made everthing the best way but no you didn't - you screwed it. The Royal scientists went completely mad when they put all the best modern software in obsolete (almost veteran) hardware of His Majesty. So what should happen with all these technologies? Yes you guess right the hull couldn't bear such load and was heavily damaged in last appearance. 

Wrecked M-8605 awaiting repair

And there is also another aspect our bright scientists didn't have in mind in these times of green energy. Old mobiles from 20th century are run on beer. That's something nobody can change and no smart application could ever cope with. And His Majesty needs gallons of "dirty" fuel to run all its systems smooth!

M-8605 refuelling 

5.000 Shades of Amber

Not only kilometers are needed to be count. And today I reached another big achievment in my beer training. Five thousands days of beer diary that makes me a True Beerborec legend from now on.

My overall performance was going from bad to worse since I started but I made a good comeback this month with beer consumption average above 3.00 in June.

The pace at the finish was crucial reaching my threshold zone with 10.00 average in last three days.

Relaxing Seems to Became the Most Difficult after the Crisis

Last week I wanted to relax but unfortunately everything went wrong as you can easily see from my previous post. And not even the weekend was helpful. As you could see lately I was struggling with my Chinese watches Xiaomiurpussy so I decided to made a big leap in my training and use the force of Polar bear. Because that beast is almost as strong as Lion power! 

And as I had to visit the shire of Herdeed I had no other chance than to participate at another stage of Trail Tour - this time in was mostly on the track of famous motorcylce Dustrocks Grand Prix. I must admit I was much slower than a motorbike but still felt like I was going to die while mixing walking with run in pace under 3:30 km/min. Alas I was awarded a "decent" rank effort. What a disappointment...

You can have world class device but still paper rocks (scissors)

After that very bad Friday I switched to another sport - cycling... but it was even worse. As you can see below sometimes it is good that ranking for segments is only for Diet subcribers. Because this is something anybody should never see.

And here is the reason because when Party tell you to party hard you have to do it with the highest intesity.

The whole relaxing week was maybe the most intense of whole year.

Crucial beginning of new month

With the start of the new week let's get back to the training. My new device telling me I need to gain more muscles to raise my Lion Power. But I really have no clue how to achieve that. Or maybe I just acquried wrong model as it is called Polar but should have been Bi-polar instead. Because only another person can help me to endure all that training load...

More muscles, really?!

Back in Madness Business

After some time I went to an O-event. And there is no better place to waste the rest of my ruined mental power than Mental Hospital of Godkrásný. I run the Ultimate category and did ultimately bad as always. But things can always get worse so at the half I realized my headlamp is depleting really quick so I had to run in stealth mode, just turning on my light to check the map. Next time I should check my batteries before the race to not run Ultimate version of Ultimate category. I am too lazy to post map here but fortunately I found a pic of me at the event site. So at least I have something to steal and post here.

BTW: Day before the race I was checking some headlamps. I am used to that after searching some goods at the internet my browser is full of ads for that specific goods. But if I visit one specific shop about which I never heard before and another day I get on train and first I saw is an advertisement for that shop that is quite too much! That really can't be coincidence! I belive I have better chance to get on train and stand head-to-head to our ex-Prime Minister.

Ad for Kronium shop which I visited day before

Vagus Kros 2015 - Photoreport

The 2015 edition of Vagus kros took place in Highfamousville on Tuesday near one of the newest water treatment facility operated by Veolia.

The competiton was broadcasted directly to Kim and to all people in other advanced people democratic states.

Of Course the stairs couldn't be missed.

And Dan had finally cheered up. 

Only the man on the balcony remained furious. Maybe he was envious that he must stay at home and we should go to the pub "At the Envy."

Maybe the Best Majesty's Article of May

Another month is over since the last blog entry so here is a short report from two main events of May.

1st paragraph: Again at Tulip - this time in U-woof

My fifth participation at the Tulip turned to a shameful defeat. My performance was really lousy so I put my results in the excel to create a spreadsheet which gave me a sorrowful feedback. I am almost six time worse than the ideal runner. But the next volume of Tulip will be held in more than 500 days so I have to improve my shape by one percent every day to gain a perfect result next year.

It is always good to find some positives and here is one: I have finished fifteen stages of Tulip without being disqualified!

Bonus for BT friends - The Museum of Blllllllllllllllll

2nd paragraph: Organizing - We are firmly in the Saddle 
   

This year first federal ranking competition was held by our club at the mature south of Bohemia in Albrechtville by Sushi Town. The proximity of this city well-known for Japanese food has lead to an animosity to all Chinese (see the picture from the latest protest - link).

Saturday - Everything went okay except the hockey. So I could go to the Royal bed without any concern.

Sunday - When eighteen is enough to drink beer then eighteen refresh points should be enough for long distance race. But being the CRETEN (= "Chief of Refreshment Executive of 10th level") was a though challenge. However after the discovery of the initial concept of Sunday refresh points the reality was easy-going.

No Work - No Pies

Today, in the 21st century, everybody can be a head chef. So His Majesty presents you three cheap and disgusting recipes.

 

#3: Kidney pie

#2: Liver pie

#1: Throat pie

Ban Communist Ben

Say no to censorship!

Don't support activites against freedom!

Listen to McCarthy and do not behave like Rosenberg and his wife!

Where Is The Expected Post About Albania Orienteering?

I hoped to write about this:
but cruel 5Ocent Pašek forced me to learn this:

Prize-giving ceremony is held at 3 PM at the Temple of Doom.
Let's wait for the results, but His Majesty is predestinate to gain letters (DNF, DISQ etc.) instead of figures (1,2,3...)

Pornienteering

Once upon a time knight of Pirin published this comment. I hoped he was right... But now I see that having a porn site is much more prestige for O-runners than blogging. Blame on those pervert suckers whether they are frogscreamers or prague bitches.

Here are the most vicious derelicts:

Fairy-tale about fairy-tail: Zelda porn

Czech porn model Pařič Lorenc

X-Pirin - no comment

Update 09/24/2008

So I started my own page with sucking 10 seconds movies.
Oh, did I forget to tell you my second name was Arthur?!

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