Hammertime

...and the loser - the loser is - is MC - MC Majesty.com...

Can't run this

Can't run this

Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) My-my-my-my map keeps me so hard makes me say oh Mr Frost Thank you for blessing me with a course to die and two lame feet

That's good when you know I am down

A super dope homeboy from the Eyetown

And I'm known as such

And this is a course uh I can't run

I told you homeboy I can't run this

Yeah that's how we're mrchin' and you know I can't run this

Look in the maps man I can't run this

You know let me bust the funky bushes I can't run this

Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that now you know I wanna yield

So move out of your seat

And get a fly girl and catch this beer

While it's rollin' hold on map a little bit

And let me know it's going on like that like that

Cold on a mission so pull on back

Let 'em know that you're too much

And this is a race uh I can't run

Yo I told you I can't run this

Why you standing there man I can't run this

Yo sound the loudspeaker is in sucker I can't run this

Give me a beer or wine

Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving up

Now they know when you talk about the Hammer

You talk about a show that's hyped and tight

Runners are sweatin' so pass them a map

Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take

And now he's gonna burn

The charts legit either work hard

Or you might as well quit

That's word because you know

Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)

Break it down

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)

Stop Hammer time

Go with the flow in a spin if I can't move to this

Then I probably am dead

So wave your hands in the air

Bust through the moves run my fingers through my head

This is it for a winner

Gallop to this and I'm gonna get thinner

Move slide my rump

Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah

Can't run this

Look man I can't run this You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know I can't I can't run this Ring the bell race's over break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the chip Now why would I ever stop running this With others makin' races that just don't hit I toured around the world from Levski to Braník It's Hammer go Hammer It's a Hammer yo Hammer and the restaurant hey Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah I can't run this I told you I can't run this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't run this Get me outta here I can't run this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

but I ran this

After Ten Years on the Crime Scene

Two weeks ago was the 10th anniversary of the sprint race in Grăzul supra Moravîţşa and the following party in Şcripoveanu - famous for example for "who piss on Bob the Builder incident". And today His Majesty came back.

Former competition bitch, now corporation and conference bitch

Then, in 2004, I was so focused on my last race in "A-class" when only 3 seconds divided me from the 25th place that I didn't join the others to visit the mansion of the Prince of Pornfolk. Necessary to tell that I hadn't possesed the Royal title that time.

Competition centre 2014 / my standing 2004

So I didn't miss it this time. Unfortunately the Prince had hid himself.

King 'n Prince selfie

I couldn't compare to the Beer-box-blog and his exotic missions but as You can see below Opava is father east than the east itself.

I Go On XXI - Tour des Balkans Petites

Mascocote of the race

One would have expected that Economists know the old Truth: „Time is money.“ But everything is different in the Balkans. So it started with the start which was postponed twice so I had to wait more than twenty minutes more for my first start since my June failure at the Bunny Mine. The race soon gaind steep trend but the best was yet to come. And that was a little excursion to the „Praguebitch Sport Complex.“ There was a crucial choice from 6th to 7th control. There has been a big discussion about the best way but You know the another old Truth: „Who doesn't cheat is cheating own family.“

Being the last boy scout should be very frustrating and could cost a lot of mental power which later I missed for searching checkpoint in the homeless slopes of Vitusmetal Hill. So that happened to be a second disqualification in a row...

Corrected results according to ISSOM

You'll Never Walk Alone

September is the month of walking up the hill and orienteering is a great opportunity to find some co-walkers. Especially if You chose the appropriate races with enough elevation like His Majesty did in last two weeks:

 

The eleven days of elevation were crowned by the training competiton at Whirl of Visas which was accompained my Czech championship on classic distance. The event was held by Albania SUmperk and it speaks for itself. But now it is time to stop crying and get prepared for the main part of the season: Prague & Carp.

Map Torso

Long Way from Short Race

What to write about the Czech Championship on Short Distance (Middle in Czech) when I failed to qualify for the race? Better nothing because I ran only training class and so it cannot be counted as a stage of TdB 2013. So let's have a short look on the maps from long training and go ahead.

Saturday T4

Sunday T4

Below You can read why the Balkan trips are so cruel for the exalted Royal nobility as the voyage from the eastern remote county to Our capital city took me 11 hours.
13:07 CET: Leaving competition center at Qytetin e Vjetër nën Maldëborë
16:47 CET: Arrival at Holesovice railway station and taking public transport to the Bushtecastle track
17:07 CET: Arrival at Dejvice railway station and waiting for Our Royal Train. Why not drink one beer to overcome the waiting?
18:07 CET: Still waiting for the Train. Let's have another beer....
19:07 CET: Still drinking beer.
20:07 CET: Drinking beer
21:07 CET: Beer.
22:07 CET: Still waiting for the Train. Beergarden is closed so let's wait inside and drink some more.
23:07 CET: Beer.
23:47 CET: Fuck off with the train. Let's go for a tram.
00:27 CET: Finally arrival at Home...

Tour de Balkan 2013 - Episode 1 - Bo(ring)hdalec

In accordance to the "Guidance for Help to Second Europe Countries" commited by European Parliament the second stage of Czech B-ranking was held in Bulgarian ville of Bogdalevts. And obviously it was a true episode of  Tour de Balkan: boring terrain, silly tracks and poor beer (Starasofia). At least that the weather was indulgent.

Despite everything above His Majesty made an excellent effort on Saturday long distance and after less than two hours of run We had safely defended the third place (from the bottom). Because of a relegation to C-league for Sunday middle distance His Majesty could enjoy a couple of beers with BT guys but no police investigation has been registered so far. The middle distance was also True Balkan so His Majesty packed Our sacks and went back to Our capital city - Vltava above Prague.

 Local speciality of Zdgarska: pico-pictograms for long distance

(with local safety matches for comparsion)