I guess you know the ancient True: the health and the prosperity of the Kingdom come straight from the King's fitness. And as you could see from the previous seasons the shape of His Majesty was more round than sharp. At the peak moment one single Veličenstvo Com's Crown was worth more than two hundreds of British Pounds!
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| Highest value of VCC at foreign markets |
What a crisis situation?! So the best brains from the whole Kingdom were summoned to came to the Court and began a rescue plan to make Veličenstvo not that Great again. Their hard work was successful so they could introduce brand new autonomous royal cyborg with serial number M-8605, simply called "Majestinator". Here is a photo straight from the underground laboratories representing the elevation of the king.
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| M-8605 on it's way up |
The device is connected to supercomputer which is controlling all it's vital stats like activity, training, sleep, weight. Also improving it with brand new retro cover...
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| M-8605 trying to regain some popularity |
...and here start the troubles. When you think you made everthing the best way but no you didn't - you screwed it. The Royal scientists went completely mad when they put all the best modern software in obsolete (almost veteran) hardware of His Majesty. So what should happen with all these technologies? Yes you guess right the hull couldn't bear such load and was heavily damaged in last appearance.
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| Wrecked M-8605 awaiting repair |
And there is also another aspect our bright scientists didn't have in mind in these times of green energy. Old mobiles from 20th century are run on beer. That's something nobody can change and no smart application could ever cope with. And His Majesty needs gallons of "dirty" fuel to run all its systems smooth!
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| M-8605 refuelling |
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