Showing posts with label Madness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madness. Show all posts

Monday, June 15, 2020

The Art of Choosing the Right Event

Just when I felt down after another unsatisfying result at the Higland Championship there arrived an envoy with a message to participate at the Anniversary Running Tourism to the Picnic in Prague Botanical Garden. I am not sure if you know the feeling when everybody around is flooding their social media with podium photos but I know it right. So the event I was invited to is really the best one to boost up my mental power.

There is always less than ten runners and three prizes in the final raffle. All you have to do is just to finish the track in at least leisure pace. This year the number of participants was heavily reduced by still ongoing coronacrisis and also by bad weather. Hopefully bad for tourists but excellent for runners. Only problem was to take care about the slippery pavements. The start took place at the Museum of Thimble with only one male and one female contestants.


And after ten kilometers of honest work all around the river of Vltava I reached the finish. All the crowds behind the barriers were cheering as I crossed the finishline despite being the last but one.


Just after the finish I was interrogated by a member of municipal police about my new Hooker One One running shoes. My explanation seemed to be valid so I was freed and could go to the prizegiving ceremony.


I was awarded a nice camping mat. I think I could pass it to some fellow squire but also I obtained a nice diploma.


But the best benefit was a free admission into the Botanical Garden and even in that rainy day I could take a relaxing walk through the different expositions. The highlight in my eyes was the Mediterranean nature. You won't believe you can find such a scenery right in the hearth of Europe.


Saturday, November 03, 2018

Back in Madness Business

After some time I went to an O-event. And there is no better place to waste the rest of my ruined mental power than Mental Hospital of Godkrásný. I run the Ultimate category and did ultimately bad as always. But things can always get worse so at the half I realized my headlamp is depleting really quick so I had to run in stealth mode, just turning on my light to check the map. Next time I should check my batteries before the race to not run Ultimate version of Ultimate category. I am too lazy to post map here but fortunately I found a pic of me at the event site. So at least I have something to steal and post here.


BTW: Day before the race I was checking some headlamps. I am used to that after searching some goods at the internet my browser is full of ads for that specific goods. But if I visit one specific shop about which I never heard before and another day I get on train and first I saw is an advertisement for that shop that is quite too much! That really can't be coincidence! I belive I have better chance to get on train and stand head-to-head to our ex-Prime Minister.

Ad for Kronium shop which I visited day before

Wednesday, June 01, 2016

PPŽ – summary / delay / mercy is still alive in Czech Republic


42./DNS/26./26. on PPŽ 

 KAM/PGP/ROZ/HCE 

 It's time to make some statement about my runs at PPŽ. 

I have a mixed feeling, cause it could have been better, but also much worse. But in retrospective I can say I’m satisfied with not yet the Cup finished. The worst performance came on the second tier during race in which i didn't compete. I lost contact with the race at the forking of underground after I went with metro line A although the race was at the terminal station of line C. Before every PPŽ race I don't feel like I'm going to screw it. I want to fight... but almost everybody is running even better than me. I would write it's really nice to have such a strong bronze men's team... but it could sound a little gay.


One really unpleasant experience came on Wednesday afternoon. I entered myself into upcoming Pupils Cup jungle sprint. I asked God if I can start in the race after I finished elementary school in the beginning of this millennium. Nobody cared. So I raced and lost myself. An obstacle appeared on my way to the race. A guy at the train station asked me 14 Czech crowns for ticket from Prague-Havelville to Hostmore. That was cruel. In Czech Republic you know it's advantage to use public transport. After the race of PPŽ I decided to run home on the same day! haha... Fame on you Bottle, Honorpine and others... You shouldn't probably train as much, if such an lame competitor can't finish less then 9-14 minutes after you. I am 25th nobody and nobody care. And everyone is even happy cause I bring my Royal credit to the race. But nobody would have played rules against the Majesty in any case I'm sure. I have no power to glorify anyone because I had to run all the way back home. Although being a not as young - little bit veteran without any ambitions.

They call it Pupils Cup but none from the competitors is pupil and not at all none of them figure high. And when I tried to roll in nettle this is what happened. I'm fucked up. Now I'm focusing just on inside Prague races and international biathlon races for the rest of the year. Current World Cup standings.

(exhausting anabasis back to Kingdom)

Maybe I took it too personally but that's me. I'm not gonna spend fucking 14 CZK on train back home.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Feeding the Media

Another enormous achievment is here - a final breakthrough into the world of printed media. But I am sorry it is only in the Czech language so I performed a shortened translation below:

Spring ...
   At...
season...
to...
race...
nearly...
fought...
   Sunday...
and Central Bohemian...
of first...
hundreds...
up to eighty...
participated...
   The competitions...
bypassed...
with pleasant...
   In the name of...
restaurant...
facility...
preparation...
local...
forest...

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Cultural References

A literary story about Saturday sprint race will be available in Your bookstore since Monday 20th April.


Apology: Documentary movie "Proud of Our Club" about ups and downs of SK Praga will never be released for boradcasting because of its lethal heartbreaking emotionality.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

For the Third Time to Fox Gullys

Saturday Prague Short Distance Championship in Big Blacknight had good marketing, good weather, good terrain...

Championship advertisement

 ...everything was good - except my performance. Obviously!

My route-choices

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Hammertime

...and the loser - the loser is - is MC - MC Majesty.com...



Can't run this
Can't run this
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
My-my-my-my map keeps me so hard makes me say oh Mr Frost
Thank you for blessing me with a course to die and two lame feet
That's good when you know I am down
A super dope homeboy from the Eyetown
And I'm known as such
And this is a course uh I can't run
I told you homeboy I can't run this
Yeah that's how we're mrchin' and you know I can't run this
Look in the maps man I can't run this
You know let me bust the funky bushes I can't run this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know I wanna yield
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beer
While it's rollin' hold on map a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a race uh I can't run
Yo I told you I can't run this
Why you standing there man I can't run this
Yo sound the loudspeaker is in sucker I can't run this
Give me a beer or wine
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving up
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Runners are sweatin' so pass them a map
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if I can't move to this
Then I probably am dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust through the moves run my fingers through my head
This is it for a winner
Gallop to this and I'm gonna get thinner
Move slide my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
Can't run this
Look man I can't run this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know I can't I can't run this
Ring the bell race's over break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) I can't run this
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the chip
Now why would I ever stop running this
With others makin' races that just don't hit
I toured around the world from Levski to Braník
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer yo Hammer and the restaurant hey
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't run this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah I can't run this
I told you I can't run this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't run this
Get me outta here I can't run this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

but I ran this

Friday, November 21, 2014

Egggate

Today around 7 am His Majesty became a victim of unprecedented act of violence. The eggassination took place on the Royal Way at Monte Rosso while His Majesty was on his routine way to the Office. His Majesty escaped without taking any serious injury and continue in service for his people.

Photographic documentation of the crime scene:





And here is the press release for Our serfs:


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Ιλιάδα II

Today His Majesty Not-Menelaos, the former king of Sparta, went to pillage Troy - the famous fort in Little Asia (established name for the territory on the eastern shore of Vltava river). Homer's epos contains many useful information about the race but there is not any reference about the steep muddy slopes of Troy hillfort. The elevation to the first control is almost equal to the whole climb on Sunday 12 kilometers long event. According to Iliad the siege was to last ten years but His Majesty conquered Troy in less than one hour. So it was another very succesful campaign.

Map of the race by Heinrich Schliemann

Monday, March 31, 2014

You Cannot Step in the Same River Twice

They say. But You can run over the same valley twice as His Majesty did last weekend. And it took him only night and day to search up every shrubbery in the Wild Valley of Shark brook.


What else to write about the races in the famous orienteering terrain where the premier league in drinking is being held for moreover than thousand years? Better nothing.

And my performance:
Middle night (longer for me): I know the area quite well but I would appreciate better head-light than the Lidl quality one I had. I have scored my personal best in a night orienteering competition (in my first overall start) but there was no chance to go under one hour...

Middle day: Nothing special except the first control which was very tricky. But some of the big fishes also got fooled.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Hayrakes Plant River Slopes

Sunday PWL race was one of the breathtaking moments in the history of orienteering as the map was created by a groundbreaking technology in map-making.


It was very interesting race. Unfortunately the shadows doesn't lie and the promised elevation of 670 metres was also true. For example look at the control 24.


 The dark side of the map was not so veget. So the gray-brown map was much more useful.


After finish I changed my clothes and had about ten minutes until the departure of our train home. But when the competiton centre is in a beer garden of a railway-station restaurant it is a call of duty to have at least one beer. So one big quick medium billy-goat fixed it.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Mácha Is Lucky

Too many Œvents in the middle of the September that even His Majesty can't manage to keep up writing about it. So here is another reportage.
 
Just after the rancid competition at Zombie Ravine has ended there was waiting another challenging race ahead: The Days of Orientation in (Metropolitan) Nature. The event was held at Pethreen by „The Prof“ who prepared three cunning circuits: free order, memory and classic (puzzled) distnace. It was very nice afternoon for every lover of contour lines. But You know: love is love.

Map from sprint distance

You do not need to look for the results as His Majesty claimed his spot in the bottom levels of result lists as usual. But I can assign myself some honour as I maybe have beaten some of the students who tried orienteering for their first time.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Ιλιάδα

Today His Majesty Menelaos, the king of Sparta, went to pillage Troy - the famous fort in Little Asia (established name for the territory on the eastern shore of Vltava river). Homer's epos contains many useful information about the race but there is not any reference about the steep muddy slopes of Troy hillfort. The elevation to the first control is almost equal to the whole climb on Saturdays 15 kilometers long event. According to Iliad the siege was to last ten years but His Majesty conquered Troy in less than one hour. So it was another very succesful campaign.

Map of the race by Heinrich Schliemann

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Sparta? No, This Is Madness!!!

On Wednesday I attended the opening stage of one of the most famous world O-series (the one where nobody ask you about your Czech ranking) - The Pe-Pe-Zhet 2013. The race took place in the areal of Bohnice Psychedelic Hospital. My performance was astonishing but after my amazing race I was disqualified. I don't know where I made the mistake and it was only a training but the result is really killing me...
So now I am writting from my cage in the pavilon number 27 - the section for patients suffering with mentalpowerlessia.