Showing posts with label I go on. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I go on. Show all posts

Thursday, April 07, 2022

Veličenstvo Unlimited: Break It, Break It!

The Fatal Break of Floorball Stick

In the end of January I got the Chinese flu so I skipped two weeks of all physical activity including floorball Monday league with my colleagues. When I had recovered I got a special Valentine's day gift - a bodycheck in the wall when I hit it with my head while falling hardly with my knee on the floor. That resulted I was not able to walk the other day and I had to rest for more than another week... So this Monday I overcame my fears and went for a play of florball after almost two months. Hopefully no part of my body got damaged this time. But I see some serious evidence I should give up this sport forever and rather stick to drink beer.


The Great Break of Motol Rift

On Tuesday I came back to my sport number one. Number one does not mean that I am good at it, just I do it the most. Another O-league was about to take place at one of the most windy place in Prague. What a great choice by Mr Frost but sadly for him he must wait there in cold the whole time. I tried to run but I was still slower than the relicts of dead snails you can see in my map.

Otherwise it was very interesting event. This map is like a box of chocolate - you never know where the control will be:

1. You see a black point in the map and you suppose it is going to be a stone? ... No, it is a concrete structure!

2. You see a black triangle in the map and you suppose it is going to be a heap of stones? ... No, it is a heap of railway sleepers!

3. You see black line in the map and you suppose it is going to be a sandstone cliff? ... Yes, you re finally right, it is a sandstone cliff!


The Tiny Break of the Rules

Another day came and there was another activity for me which was the second round of DSSS that took place in the Orchards of Herald and surronding quarters of Hillsville and Wineyards. The map was very tricky with full of cockroaches so that many competitors were disqualified because of running through them. Just look in the map if you can see them all.

Hills everywhere but not in my watches

Some competitors also missed to "punch" one of the controls and I do not want to sound cocky, but I avoided all of these mistakes. But unluckily near the end I became eliminated too. I thought I would run along the stairs but a wall came in my way so I jumped to the stairway. Well I could go back that about seven meters and everything would be fair, but my race time was already so bad that I saw it better to finish with the same results as some other big fishes of orienteering like Mr Frost, Illman, Timberin, Paul, Joachim von Räsenchin or John Coat and many others.

To jump or not ... well it is just a training

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Once Upon a Time There Was a Forest...

I hardly ever visit races of Economical Prague Orienteering. I make about one of this runs yearly but when there was an event held by Archduke I couldn't say no. So I board on my royal carriage and went to the very east ending of Combs to Sugarhilltop.
The race was pleasant mixing hot and cold or bright and dark spots depends if you ran over the vast glades or in the narrow ravines. I can't say I made a bad run. I put in such good effort that resulted just behind the top 10. You can see me at the first-first position...

Results
Note: I highlighted my position because I am not sure if you all understand Czech

... Alas here comes the usual issue with mental power. As there are now races lately I am hopefully still abundant of mental power. Unluckily this goes along with shortage of map practice which results in mistakes and depletion of mental power. Yeah I see you already knew that. Noone can never mess with mental power. Maybe I need my personal Mentat. Like that guy who turned woods there into dusty plains using harvesters.


Whether the displaying of the race map is strictly prohibited by the organizers I still don't want to disappoint my readers (all two of You). So here is just a teaser. Enjoy it my sweathearts!

Map of the race with significant television tower

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Don't Stop Me Now Quarantine

Maybe some of you think I am really dead after the previous post... But people who really know me can bet that I will always go on. And with the lockdown I comeback even stronger. As there are no races I joined the alone Run for National Memory. And who did I ran for?


Because everybody knows Milada but when you say Záviš at best some people will remember Red Bridge. So let's fight this historical sexism with ten kilometres! I choose a track near railway station of Stony Weepersville because it looks quite plain even map said so...


... but it was just a deception. There was quite uphill not far from the start. But I decide to show no mercy and even it was rainy I showed to fellow Serbians who is their True ruler! 

All hail the Majesty!

Sunday, October 13, 2019

National Mourning - The King Is Almost Dead

On Satruday 12th October the whole nation went into mourning. Because on that day His Majesty announced his first start in orienteering competition after endless nearly four-month break.

Thousands of fellow citizens waiting to see another comeback of His Majesty

His Majesty competed really hard in special venue H21Kings and did a great job finishing at the bronze position. The race took place at Hradešín which name is commonly considered to came from Hrad ('Castle') but my wise researchers found the Truth for me. The name of the village comes from the Harder brother of Charlie Sheen. And was later corrupted into Czech version. We have two main proof just in the map. First the resemblance with Charlie and that the race was hard as fuck!

Map from the race, obviously