Balkan Tour Continues

The intenational Balkan long championship took place in Tsirkvets i Iglavogradu (awesome place well-known for its rendering plant). The competiton was tough from all of the Balkan countries and belonging territories like Hungary and Slovakia. Also many Czech competitors arrived to prove their skill in the terrains of Bulgarian Highlands.

The mental power of His Majesty was at very high level because of Freud cereals. The Elite final (H21E) was really close according to Our shameful performance. But lately some signs were uncovered that there were not so many runners being able to reach the highest level for Sunday race. So His Majesty had to content Ourself with the participation in H21D. (This category is very similar to D21H. That means adult gynander like Caster Semenaya.)

We are not sure if the name of city Třešť is from Bulgarian word „distillate“ or „punishment“ but this two words together are like synonym to the place of Our accomodation. Exactly His Majesty were not accomodate at all. We spent the whole night by the local tradition – Iglavograd hedgehog hunting. It was very exciting experinece but We warn You not to mix hedgehog hunting with hunting for Rudolphus little-deer...

So that was another Balkan experience. We would better not write about Our Sunday „run“. You can look in the results if You want to see another wretched race of His Majesty.

Let's Make Some Noise?

No PPŽ at Hostivař dam because of bzzz zzz wuuu bzzzzzzz. Bzzzz bzzzzz zz zzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz. So bzzzz at Hvězda. Wzzzzzzzz buuuuuuuuuu wuuu zzzz bzzzzzz. Bzzzz wzzzzzz bz zzzzzzzz football.

Bzzzzz dzz buuuu wzzzzzz. See You in Summer at Coolstrea. Bzzzzzz Howgh

No Show, No Go

No money, no wild card, no middle, no fame, no sponsors, no money...

...checkmate - king is death

Carousel of Death

CTU summoned His Majesty for another orienteering fight at Czech Academic Games.

Saturday middle distance signified a great success of His Majesty. The time was not good enough but the Demon of Ben who started two minutes after Us did not catch Us up. Apparently it happened regarding that double-J did not arrive.
But Our performance was still good enough to defeat some big fishes of orienteering ("Stuffed cake thug", "C₅H₅N", "Cholerrhagia").

Sunday long distance was very cruel. Under some extemporary circumstances Our performance became a partial failure.

The main reasons were: temperature attacking hundred degrees of Fahrenheit; excessive consumption of beer-plague; sleeping in the doorframe; phenomenon of migrating North.

As You can see in the map below the competition was tough

I go on VI

As I visited the Czech Academic Games I obtained a reproach from "the one who can carry checkpoint-holder between his legs" why there is so much of fucking nothing on Veličentvo.com... So I promise I will bring some reports from the latest events reporting famous escapades about "the one who sleeps in the doorframe."

Happy Jubilee

Four thousand visitors on this site since the re-start at the beginning of 2008. Great job. Let's celebrate now!

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