Wednesday, February 03, 2010

A Quarter-thousand of Minutes in the Forest

Exactly our performance on both weekend Championships took 251 :15. That means over fifteen thousands seconds of excessive strain...ugh!
... but His Majesty is improving on long distance. Last year Our result at the race of Northstar Tirana was +79 minutes. This year it is only +60 minutes.
I must say: keep moving His Majesty and You will not be competition nihilist anymore!

Here is the map from the race with a very important message from the organizers:

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Czech Long Ski-O Championship 2010

Here is the startlist for the ultimate race of this Ski-O season.
His Majesty is looking forward for another three hours in forest near Appleton on Gleet on Saturday. On Sunday His Majesty is very proud to perform in the second team of Kotlářka.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Night Parking

Another phenomenal Ski-O performance of His Majesty, this time at the Miltville Woods. Let's wait for the results. I can provide you only the map with my route-choice so far.

Updated on 01/28/2010
Great performance lead to magnificient 11th place. The cold was tough and so is His Majesty.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

TdB 2010 - E1 - Summary

The first episode of Tour de Balkan 2010 is over.

The first competiton, Czech Championship on middle distance, was very fucking. In substance the ending was like space odyssey to the balls of Hercules.

The long distance on Sunday was surprisingly luxurious. And so was the performance of His Majesty. Here is the map with my route-choice.


Friday, January 22, 2010

Tour de Balkan 2010 - Episode 1

Thanks to competition comittee the first Ski-O weekend will be held at Vrbnö ë Mali i Korabit. His Majesty will be there alive and competing. Startlist of Championship contains 33 competitors so we hope that this time performance of His Majesty will be enough to reach the best fifty...

...otherwise the result is not everything. The mountains of Shqipëria are very beautiful. And the skyline of Vrbno is very fine (as seen in the picture below) .

Saturday, January 16, 2010

White Star

His Majesty, former Ski-O Elite runner, was not able to keep up pace with the best competitors. But his 7th place among more than seventy runners is marvellous. His Majesty has never ran a night race before and his ski training this season is very modest.

Here are some very famous names which His Majesty left behind:
Gay
Who Is Fucking
Little Wild-boar
Cartoon Chicken
Shelf
Human Positives Set
Red Rock Jumper
Bauer
and Žižka

Black and white map of White Star with Our routechoice

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Financial Crisis Slowed Down Shooting

Do You remember the most pretentious project of His Majesty?
Pontifical and grandiose movie "His Majesty Rolls Along"?
The crisis spreading over Our gracious kingdom stopped the work on this marvellous masterpiece....

...but nowadays things are getting better and better. And His Majesty is very proud to present You a new extra-ordinary trailer of this remarkable artwork.

So here You are...
Look! Listen! Admire!
His Majesty will inspire!