TdB 2010 - E1 - Summary

The first episode of Tour de Balkan 2010 is over.

The first competiton, Czech Championship on middle distance, was very fucking. In substance the ending was like space odyssey to the balls of Hercules.

The long distance on Sunday was surprisingly luxurious. And so was the performance of His Majesty. Here is the map with my route-choice.

Tour de Balkan 2010 - Episode 1

Thanks to competition comittee the first Ski-O weekend will be held at Vrbnö ë Mali i Korabit. His Majesty will be there alive and competing. Startlist of Championship contains 33 competitors so we hope that this time performance of His Majesty will be enough to reach the best fifty...

...otherwise the result is not everything. The mountains of Shqipëria are very beautiful. And the skyline of Vrbno is very fine (as seen in the picture below) .

White Star

His Majesty, former Ski-O Elite runner, was not able to keep up pace with the best competitors. But his 7th place among more than seventy runners is marvellous. His Majesty has never ran a night race before and his ski training this season is very modest.

Here are some very famous names which His Majesty left behind:
Gay
Who Is Fucking
Little Wild-boar
Cartoon Chicken
Shelf
Human Positives Set
Red Rock Jumper
Bauer
and Žižka

Black and white map of White Star with Our routechoice

Financial Crisis Slowed Down Shooting

Do You remember the most pretentious project of His Majesty?
Pontifical and grandiose movie "His Majesty Rolls Along"?
The crisis spreading over Our gracious kingdom stopped the work on this marvellous masterpiece....

...but nowadays things are getting better and better. And His Majesty is very proud to present You a new extra-ordinary trailer of this remarkable artwork.

So here You are...
Look! Listen! Admire!
His Majesty will inspire!

Eastern Bohemia = Promised Land

The land of early getting up...
The land of everlasting bombs...
The triangle of marvellous refreshment...

... here is the Crystal Palace of this Bakery Warlord, the Master of Flour and Commander of Dough...

... and finally that's him. The magnificient king of bombs for Your mature!

Waterville Carp Is Getting Near

If You do not know what Waterville Carp is about then You cannot miss an extra-ordinary documentary film about the last volume of this magnificient event.

Heavy Wound Slowed Down Our Training