Too Many Unique Events This Weekend

I. Another Beermental has been awarded for his service to His Majesty of safe-conduct over sixteen enemy domains. This time honour goes to Whip.
II. Onanos gas station and Adalbert also had run out of Braník after our raid! Alas one bottle of Moon Shine was pillaged too...
III. Ivan is Zdenda. Zdenda is killer.
IV. We were supposed to end at the Blue Oyster but our terminal was Roland bar, what?
V. Billy-goat didn't turn into gardener but he stole place of His Majesty.

Attention: Using Frapecit in the morning cause dysemesia!

Who The Hell Is Martin Vlach?

An elaborated research with very surprising outcome has been finished recently. The answer to the main question originally formulated by Romanian wiseman Little Animal is still indistinguishable. But now it seem that the predecessors of Martin Vlach came from Šumperk.

More here.

No Spring Cup This Year

Don't try to ask me why. Even if you like to jerk-off hundred minutes on flat-shit terrain to learn at the finish you category was cancelled. I decide to try my luck at Bone Castle.
But His Majesty can't miss the Saturday night fever - the 69th anniversary of occupation. Does anybody else have some better reason for such a celebration?!

Also the Sunday relay competiton is very challenging. But will His Majesty be able to repeat phenomenal lack of respect like last year?

The picture shows His Majesty leading his warriors to the battle with the help of faithful knight of both Muck-a-Muck

You can see more here in the first act. I hope you know that I hate Sparta but everything that is against Praga is very fine.

Spring Sprint Sucks

This is an article response to My first time.

About His Majesty's response to Zhaly.kom's training:

After more than two hours of excrutiation His Majesty nearly got lost on the way from Rocky Peak (as you can see in the picture below)... Regrettably His Majesty found the way Out Of The Dark and you will not be saved from other fucking articles at Veličenstvo.com...

Beer Contest

Do you know what size is the biggest beer bottle opener in the world?!

The first and only prize is a bottle of Braník opened by this opener. Fortunately His Majesty knows the precious answer and is sure to win. However you can try not to beat him and write your answers in the comments.

2 Matches, 3 Teams of Prague Bitches, 5 Goals

That' s my score from this weekend another fucking Gambrinus league visit...



..Anyway I think I will leave out the match of AC Suckers who play tommorrow at Thracian lowlands.

From Today's News

Another assassination attemp on His Majesty has failed.

Meridian losers from SMB tried to kill the king on his return from a state call at Jizerka. Their sabotage of a high voltage mast near Mladá Boleslav was successful but they hopefully didn't manage to hit the king's coach. This act of terror was planned as a revenge for the crushing criticism of last year's O-event at Peppermint.