Mácha Is Lucky

Too many Œvents in the middle of the September that even His Majesty can't manage to keep up writing about it. So here is another reportage.
 

Just after the rancid competition at Zombie Ravine has ended there was waiting another challenging race ahead: The Days of Orientation in (Metropolitan) Nature. The event was held at Pethreen by „The Prof“ who prepared three cunning circuits: free order, memory and classic (puzzled) distnace. It was very nice afternoon for every lover of contour lines. But You know: love is love.

Map from sprint distance

You do not need to look for the results as His Majesty claimed his spot in the bottom levels of result lists as usual. But I can assign myself some honour as I maybe have beaten some of the students who tried orienteering for their first time.

2013 Zombie Ravine - Middle Distnace

The Sunday middle distance is over so here is a small article about my performance at the Zombie Ravine.

The Race

My race started in nice atmosphere as all the categories from H21A to H21E in my minute were occupied by Prague bitches...

Vomit Gall at Gall

My time: HH:BG
My place: not last but not least
Weather: sunny, hot
Last refreshment point: after one quarter of the track

Map of the class H21B with my routechoice

Report will come later after the Sunday race.

Captain Contour Strikes Back

This is how the profile of my race should look like if I had finished it:

And here is the reality:

The competition was organised by the Hispanic club of Los Melnikos in the forest of Los Sarcamento. The name of the map "General Sakra" refers to the disillusion when Your find out that white means green and green means Sarcamento State green. So after two-months Summer break I chose a tactic called "start-4th control-finish" which was almost the best one... Alas the fourth control was on the other edge of the race area. To the best of My belief I can say it was one of the worst Autumn PPŽ that I have ever run. If You are curious about the results than visit the website of the race.

Caution: Prague Bitches Warn You!

Would You like to know more? ...

The Rocky Horror Majesty Show

I know it is very sad but the (tabloid) media here in the Czech Republic are only interested in death. Fortunately there is an independent reporter Veličenstvo.com who informs You about the greatest achievements and the most breathtaking performances in the world of rock climbing. So here is the story of His Majesty.cz who climbed up the rocks of Bald Peak. Caution: You will not miss blood!

HM.cz climbed like the Superman (I mean the one who can't flight) with the right hand raised forward. It was really astonishing until...

...the Accident. A fatal error which resulted in a heavy wound of the Royal knee.

Although the Royal training load is equal to zero His Majesty still found some time to cheer up the team spirit.

Ví to táta, máma i tchýně -
nejhorší jsou ty sparťanský svině.

La Pérégrination sur la Corse

Car la chaleur dans notre Royaume était insupportable, j'ai eu aller sur une mission à l'étranger. Le plan a été flânerie quelque part entre de 2,5 mètres sous à 2,5 km au dessus du niveau de la mer. Étonnamment, j'ai rencontré plusieurs des grands personnages de la scène mondiale du course d'orientation.

 

Le cheval noir de saison prochaine

 

Le sud retardé de la France regorge également de nombreux membres de la famille noble ramifié De Flacon.

Marquis Goudale de Flacon appelée Blonde

Dans Bocca San Pedru j'ai rencontré Monsieur Le Petit Sanglier avec ses porcchevaliers.

La Majesté (3eme à droite) avec Les Sangliers

Dans la refuge sous Monte Rotonodo j'ai été interviewé par un journaliste du quotidien allemand "Der Blitz."



Der Reporter Zhaly.de

 
Après l'achèvement de tous les obligations sociaux il a été temps approprié pour un peu d'hygiène royal.
 

La Majesté avec la baignoire naturelle