Wednesday, April 23, 2008

O-season 2008 In Danger, what!

You know orienteering is everything for me. I really love this game! But I am the Majesty and I do have work to do. Recently I must supervise the pigeon breeding for RPRA.

The pigeons are breeded in cage nests (that's reason why our kingdom was expelled from UN).


You can see below the opinion of royal pigeons about orienteering.
I hope that Mental-power leader would comment it: "Several pigeons were going to the toilet with amazing shits. To achive a success with such shoes will be terribly hard."


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

One Small Victory, what???

What are you talking about you small dicks dlabaja.com and jiřin.biz... and what about zhaly.kom - oops Slavia did it again, what? A BIG VICTORY!!!! yeah

Sunday, April 13, 2008

The Veličenstvo.com's Paradox

I've visited Karlštejn two times recently. Last weekend during SCM training o-camp I learned two thhings: first - I am sucking o-looser (no shape, no mental power, no concentration) , second - Karlštejn is a baroque mansion... But yesterday Karlštejn was neogothic castle. WTF! Maybe the problem was in my consumption. My hint: never drink curacao after 3 AM...

But that was only prologue. On Saturday I tried harder. But warning: drinking 13 beers can cause misfortune. Anyway combination of Havana club and Griotte is not as good as it could look like. My misfortune was that I had to buy special ticket for my monkey which hung over into cat during my journey to Caput Regia.

The final highlight: Meeting my real ex-girlfried in the mass transit. I was brutally bailed like sailor, she was returning from Sunday's worship. Looks like one of us has lost the right way. Anyway if you want to meet some unreal ex-girlfriends than visit www.realexgirlfriend.com.

That's all. Red and White pride is calling me for another crushing victory! (I hope our players will stay on the pitch, like Blažek, Pudil and Abraham did in 2006, info here)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Funeral Notice

Yet another life spoiled by the cruel monarch Veličenstvo.com. After destroying the O-career of His Majesty.cz and personal life of Martin Vlach (anyway who the hell is Martin Vlach?) the tyranny has claimed next victim...

Entered Into Rest


Funeral service will be held next Tuesday at Parrot Garage

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Across Cinemas Not Only In Civilized Europe Soon!!!

After overwhelming succes of 8 Gays story another astonishing movie is being shot right now, what? The Legend of Zelda: The Hero of Time will bring light to the crumpled cake cause, what? The supervisor of the movie is Roland who only knows what we did last summer, what?... Here is trailer, what? Do not miss Our Greatness at 1:00, what?

1.9.2007 about midnight: Zelda vs. Ganondorf

Bonus: From the Zelda's fans forum about the new movie:
anonymous disciplinarka writes: "Ganondorf you idiot recover yourself, decent mister Zelda had to calm you down because you were behaving like the biggest dick. Drunk, agressive and furthemore dumb. You are the one to visit the disciplinary comitee and get ban forever. Why don't you feel ashamed, if I were you I would creep through the biggest sewers. You would rather be that you have such good friends that take yours side even when they know you're swine!!!"

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Easter Aftermath

No beer have I drunk since Tuesday so I can do some sober look back over my shoulder and over the Sandstone Easter. My blog honour order me to response to Dlabaja.com's complaint about the little big stone cause. I admit my fault that I used an object in map which is not intended to be a control.


As you can see in the picture the new maps of our club are equipped with a sophisticated system of microstones. This feature of our maps is incommutable and more precious than human fingerprint. This conclusive evidence of intellectual property will prevent from map-stealing and will make the world a better place to live. In addition the more north of Prague the better the microstones net is.