Saturday, November 30, 2013

I Don't Go On-Gala

His Majesty.cz to ČSOS is like The Slaughter to The Czech Nightingale...
... so I am spending Saturday evening at my castle by weeping.

But do not worry, there are some independent associations which could appreciate my greatness.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Three Flews Over Discoo's Nest

The Prague Winter League 38*53 has started this weekend by its first stage: "The Flew Over Three Ravines". The competition center was situated at the chocolate reservoir of the central Bohemian hamlet of Nice Piss - next destination for the network of Prague underground. The map named Chocolate Star II was a little bit enhanced map for MTBO. But the main elements were as usual: green forests and yellow meadows. Look below.

Map of the race with my Web-click-tool track

And what about my performance? Seriously nothing to talk about. I have been disqualified because of the false start according to the starting photo.

Ultimate evidence of my misconduct
Finally I have been banned from all orienteering events untill the end of November. So it is time to rest a little bit...

See You in December.

Saturday, November 09, 2013

Spartan Race - Just Surrender It!

The preparation for todays Spartan race was not very proper as I visited the high school reunion party after 8 years and so I came back home at three o'clock in the morning. Due to this abundance of hangover power my performance finally led to a total defeat and surrender in the Settlement of Vixen...

The day started famously in the morning as I went by the public love wagon full of passion and Mexican rapers.

 
All started at Sparta Arena and the adventure includes everything.
Mud
Home of the 99 Praga workers
Tricky obstacles
And of course breathtaking panoramas...

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Sharkanight

As the regular season is over His Majesty is going from one race to another. This time the event was held at night in the Wild Sharkan Valley and it was organised by strong women and beautiful men.


There were two promising premises that I could finish the race: equipment by Lidl Stiftung and domestic race area. And that premises had fulfilled, what a moral boost!
But surprisingly it seems that there have grown some new rocks in the forest since my last visit.


Maybe I could wrap my map next time.

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Lack of Mental Towers


Abundance of Prague Powers

"The only good tourist is a dead tourist."
Fictive Runner
3rd Prague Towers
around 2013 A.D.

German tourism, Italian tourism, Spanish tourism - racing torturism.

Exchange of the Castle Guards - nothing to regard.

One hundred fourty-two mintues - that's all, ende schluss.



Trust me. I am not a scientist: Golden Eppendorf

On Wednesday I attended a night race in the Necky forest. The competiton was organised only for researchers but as once I am the Majesty I can go everywhere. Below you can see the map of the race with my routechoice. Please take on your headlight and turn it on to see the map properly.