Monday, March 31, 2014

You Cannot Step in the Same River Twice

They say. But You can run over the same valley twice as His Majesty did last weekend. And it took him only night and day to search up every shrubbery in the Wild Valley of Shark brook.


What else to write about the races in the famous orienteering terrain where the premier league in drinking is being held for moreover than thousand years? Better nothing.

And my performance:
Middle night (longer for me): I know the area quite well but I would appreciate better head-light than the Lidl quality one I had. I have scored my personal best in a night orienteering competition (in my first overall start) but there was no chance to go under one hour...

Middle day: Nothing special except the first control which was very tricky. But some of the big fishes also got fooled.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Title Vanished in Hideouts

1797Valentine Waterman issued the first Slovenian newspaper

1797 the Lame was discovered

1797 – Horatio Nelson lost his arm

1797 - is the amount of points I have scored during the just finished season of Prague Winter League. What a great number. Alas I need two more to beat Ivo Lore.


Glory to the Winter, honor to the losers,
shame to the Runner-up.


Monday, March 24, 2014

Race of Mrrrrrr!ching Hill

The start of the spring orineteering season was launched on the planet of Dune just outside the Atreides military base. The terrain was rough and the sandworm nearly ate my legs.

Remains of the treacherous attack
I tried my best but nevertheless my progress through the race was slower than the Ordos saboteur. The Vagus Mobile has overtaken me like Shinkansen just after the map change (new Personal achievment: "to make a change of a map during a race"). But it was a tough competition between me and Slovakian Croissant on the second lap. Anyway my mental power has risen at the roundabout in the northern part of map where I saw Charcoal Burner and gained some self-confindence that I would not take the Timber. And so it was. Anyway finishing my first race for my third club not on the last position marks great expectations for the upcoming season.

Map of the race with the whole track H21L. For the results, splits and my routechice ask my mentat.

Sunday, March 09, 2014

Four Weeks of Article-fasting

The Yogi says that no transfer bomb has blown this year, maybe he just don't know Prague Bitches. However His Majesty had a lot of duties realted to the recent jersey-change and there was no time to bring you fresh news from his magnificent competition records. So We will try to close this information gap and assemble the latest stories of The "V".
Bomb, what?!

The Eighty Dumplings with Sparrow


Sunday free-order race took place just outside the border of Prague in the Silent Valley in the Central Bohemian city of Chemical Solutions. His Majesty was exhausted after the Saturday race so he didn't lasted the whole 80 minutes and had to give it up just after an hour. Although it seemed that His Majesty would end up as a dog feed on the route to finish, the race was tasty.