Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Ιλιάδα III

Today His Majesty Not-Menelaos, the former king of Sparta, went to pillage Troy - the famous fort in Little Asia (established name for the territory on the eastern shore of Vltava river). Homer's epos contains many useful information about the race but there is not any reference about the steep  arid slopes of Troy hillfort. The elevation to the start is almost equal to the whole climb of weekend relay races which I have already given up. According to Iliad the siege was to last ten years but His Majesty conquered Troy in less than fourty minutes. So it was another very succesful campaign.



Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Vagus Kros 2015: bullshitin number 1


His Majesty is proud to be the track advisor
 of this year edition of Vagus Kros.

Only seven days until the V-day.

Be sure to get Your start number
and don't miss the registration deadline.

You can register Yourself at the usual place.


More information and merchandising on facebook.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Feeding the Media

Another enormous achievment is here - a final breakthrough into the world of printed media. But I am sorry it is only in the Czech language so I performed a shortened translation below:

Spring ...
   At...
season...
to...
race...
nearly...
fought...
   Sunday...
and Central Bohemian...
of first...
hundreds...
up to eighty...
participated...
   The competitions...
bypassed...
with pleasant...
   In the name of...
restaurant...
facility...
preparation...
local...
forest...

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Maybe the Best Majesty's Article of May

Another month is over since the last blog entry so here is a short report from two main events of May.


1st paragraph: Again at Tulip - this time in U-woof

My fifth participation at the Tulip turned to a shameful defeat. My performance was really lousy so I put my results in the excel to create a spreadsheet which gave me a sorrowful feedback. I am almost six time worse than the ideal runner. But the next volume of Tulip will be held in more than 500 days so I have to improve my shape by one percent every day to gain a perfect result next year.


It is always good to find some positives and here is one: I have finished fifteen stages of Tulip without being disqualified!


Bonus for BT friends - The Museum of Blllllllllllllllll


2nd paragraph: Organizing - We are firmly in the Saddle 
   
This year first federal ranking competition was held by our club at the mature south of Bohemia in Albrechtville by Sushi Town. The proximity of this city well-known for Japanese food has lead to an animosity to all Chinese (see the picture from the latest protest - link).


Saturday - Everything went okay except the hockey. So I could go to the Royal bed without any concern.


Sunday - When eighteen is enough to drink beer then eighteen refresh points should be enough for long distance race. But being the CRETEN (= "Chief of Refreshment Executive of 10th level") was a though challenge. However after the discovery of the initial concept of Sunday refresh points the reality was easy-going.