Last Two Weeks of July

After B.O.T.A.S. I got injured again this time with my left foot so I couldn't train my stamina as much as I would like to. So I had to find some other entertainment...

Hiking: I attended the jubilee 50th trip with my touristic club which was two days in the sandstones of Broumov, the work name should be "His Majesty Quest for Cuesta". But it was more a pilgrimage to the all my fellow fatboys of year 1986. Even my reservoir has reduced a bit I am still with you guys and I love you all!

Translation from Czech: "Fatboys '86"

So I worked out a bit at the challet of Star to put something on my Diet dashboard.

One small lunch for His Majesty, big leap for whole Kingdom

Family: The next week I visited the shire of my royal house - the Esh Principality with royal cemetery at Turretville. There is one speciality in our Royal family that the Crown always belong to the youngest offspring of the King. And Queen Josephine was really a True noble giving birth to six Princes while living one year less than the current Majesty.

His Majesty's Grandfather  (top left) and his five older brothers; Royal grave

And here is maybe one explanation why the Kingdom is still without any heir to the Throne. Not even the beer consumption is making it better.

Racing: However I managed at least one single racing performance: It was 10th stage of Mr. Freezer O-League. That really wasn't my first start at the Damned Dam so I could run big bombs. Just look at the map with my routechoices - the biggest bombs at controls 10, 11, 13 and 14. What a fine boost for my mental power finally!!!

Aftermath: I almost forgot to mention that sometimes I also work. Even I suck it is good to know it can always be worse. So I shoot a short motivation vid present how hard is life when your job is just a piece of shit:

Big Orienteering Trail Alcohol Suffering

Finally famous BOTAS has arised - first real weekend races and my first multi-days races after many years. The races took place in the eastern Bohemia but the organizers prepared the control descriptions in Romanian tricolor to remind everybody that we were so close to the borders of Balkan.

Sparta? This is madness!

It was called Highland Cup but that name was very smelly, like rotten salami. I would say it was more Iron Mountains Cup but judge by yourself when you look in the maps from the event.

All race maps together

But at least they served good beer from Husbanddestroy. Filling up the first beer-ticket was piece of cake. Such easy as to eat free portions of risotto the next day.

I also attended beer relays for the first time in the history of my Kingdom. And it was very special race - the Championship of the whole Galaxy! I started as the first researcher of the Institute of Eugenics with start number 18. I made very good effort beating for example team of famous astronomer or team of Epicurean husband of Bottle. But the two other legs of my relay who come from the genome of Human Positives Sets couldn't keep the pace with beer which resulted in double disqualification. Anyway nice expierence for the next decade.... or maybe decadence...

My starting position

As I did very well during the relays my later appearance at the party was a big shame. It was more no appearance and I am still gathering mental power to learn what happened and why I didn't have power to fill up my second beer-ticket...

Party pole - alas no pole dance from His Majesty

So on Sunday I have enough power to heat up the map more all around the competition centre.

All weekend runs

And when I feel like a maniac I couldn't have enough after three races in three days. So I went for Trail Tour. Hopefully when I find I am not alone I recognized I am not such an idiot...

Cutout of my neighbours at Cut segment

...but when I finally came home and I went straight to the bar where I drank like an idiot then you must admit I am an idiot. However there was no other way because the third niece of Little Hair (frontman of the music band "Flase Strumming") was born. It looks like Little Hair's sister is making her own Slavia female relay and we really needed to celebrate that.

One third of my Sunday consumption in one picture

Hopefully everytime when all this frenzy comes to an end it is nice to see that I have at least one fellow follower.

 

Hail Jesus! Hail Majesty!

COM.dyne Systems: Genisys

I guess you know the ancient True: the health and the prosperity of the Kingdom come straight from the King's fitness. And as you could see from the previous seasons the shape of His Majesty was more round than sharp. At the peak moment one single Veličenstvo Com's Crown was worth more than two hundreds of British Pounds!

Highest value of VCC at foreign markets

What a crisis situation?! So the best brains from the whole Kingdom were summoned to came to the Court and began a rescue plan to make Veličenstvo not that Great again. Their hard work was successful so they could introduce brand new autonomous royal cyborg with serial number M-8605, simply called "Majestinator". Here is a photo straight from the underground laboratories representing the elevation of the king.

M-8605 on it's way up

The device is connected to supercomputer which is controlling all it's vital stats like activity, training, sleep, weight. Also improving it with brand new retro cover...

M-8605 trying to regain some popularity

...and here start the troubles. When you think you made everthing the best way but no you didn't - you screwed it. The Royal scientists went completely mad when they put all the best modern software in obsolete (almost veteran) hardware of His Majesty. So what should happen with all these technologies? Yes you guess right the hull couldn't bear such load and was heavily damaged in last appearance. 

Wrecked M-8605 awaiting repair

And there is also another aspect our bright scientists didn't have in mind in these times of green energy. Old mobiles from 20th century are run on beer. That's something nobody can change and no smart application could ever cope with. And His Majesty needs gallons of "dirty" fuel to run all its systems smooth!

M-8605 refuelling