Cultural References

A literary story about Saturday sprint race will be available in Your bookstore since Monday 20th April.

Apology: Documentary movie "Proud of Our Club" about ups and downs of SK Praga will never be released for boradcasting because of its lethal heartbreaking emotionality.

MHD Race - Majestic Historical Debacle

After the phenomenal success in the team competition of 2011 edition of O-PID Cutaway Race (His Majesty beat for example Baptist priest) it seemed that His Majesty had a big perspective in such a type of race. Especially when it is a race where You don't have to run and You just ride. But every two years it goes from worse to worst. See the diagram included below.

It's time to do a proper analysis to get prepared for the next edition in 2017. But after a brief review it seems that the crucial point for good result is to avoid the quarter of Savehunt.

Sorry Mr Sanders

Another Wednesday is here. Let's spend it as usual with the bucket and Champions League.

However another Prague Chamionship is comming this weekend - the sprint race in Bucharestgrad. So let's change the routine and take a sprint training.

I Go On MMXV - Pioneer of New Method

As the Prague Short Distance Championship fully revealed my weaknesses - low fitness, poor orientation, lack of mental power - I decided to improve my skills. So I started my training with the new feature on Maps.cz called MaMRD (Mapy.cz Memorized Round Distance). Truly it isn't as gorgeous as the gueorgious corridors. But still it is a cool training method. The rules are simple: complete the lap in the set time limit. For the first time I picked the easiest level.

And my result was astonishing - I had reserve of almost two hours (excatly my time was 1:53:09 under the limit). So I can now advance to the next level easily.

For the Third Time to Fox Gullys

Saturday Prague Short Distance Championship in Big Blacknight had good marketing, good weather, good terrain...

Championship advertisement

 ...everything was good - except my performance. Obviously!

My route-choices

Relay? - Don't Rely on Me!

My performance on Saturday Prague Relay Championship was more than satisfying. The basis of this success was laid in my decision to not take part in this race. Of course I had some silly reasons for skipping this event such a low stamina, many contour lines etc. But there were also some reasonable reasons for my decision. Here are the crucials.

1st: In reference to George Waxman there is a plenty of scrubs at the Hat.

2nd: Hatters gonna at hat. Stop this and try heal the world, make it a better place. Let's go hat free!

3rd: Also in the famous cartoon serie "The Little Kings from the Hat" is shown how the navigation is tricky in the Hat.

PS: Congratulation to my team colleagues and their heaps of gold! Mama & Papa must be satisfied.

Back in the Saddle - Bohemian Horror Story

Another Easter training camp is over and this year edition should be summarized into two words: a blizzard and a tea boiler. I know it doesn't make any sense in English but in Czech language it is such a funny stuff (blizzard = vánice, tea boiler = várnice). The blizzard reffers to the quantum of snow and the tea boiler reffers to beer drafted in it.

The other side of the camp was the survey of the terrain for the Federalampions under the Saddle which will be held in May. The terrain is hard but nice. However get ready for the close encounters of third kind. The forest around the Castle of Casper is haunted. A couple of White Ladies were spotted in the local inn and His Majesty was attacked by the Ghost of Casper. It came out of nowhere - a cold stab into my head which nearly knocked me out. Not much evidence can be found on the internet  - only a probable appearance of the Ghost of Casper (1st picture) any my real appearance after the attack (2nd picture).

Casper the ghost of Casper Castle

Bloodfie after the attack