Pornienteering

Once upon a time knight of Pirin published this comment. I hoped he was right... But now I see that having a porn site is much more prestige for O-runners than blogging. Blame on those pervert suckers whether they are frogscreamers or prague bitches.

Here are the most vicious derelicts:

Fairy-tale about fairy-tail: Zelda porn

Czech porn model Pařič Lorenc

X-Pirin - no comment

Update 09/24/2008

So I started my own page with sucking 10 seconds movies.
Oh, did I forget to tell you my second name was Arthur?!

Veličenstvo.com's Ressurection AKA I go on V

WTF, His Majesty is pissed off, Veličenstvo.com's blog is pissed off and another VRL competition is obviously pissed off too...

But what I wanted to say:
In 2008 someone claimed protest about sprint competiton because of unsurpassable cliff...

In 2005 someone claimed title from the national sprint championship by surpassing unsurpassable cliff...

HOWGH

Beerienteering Leads To Supremacy

Great Britain has done it. They are now the True Champions... and His Majesty knows the reason why. The spies of Veličenstvo.com have investigated new progressive training methods in the UK. Here is one exclusive picture of beerienteering:


So maybe attitude of BT is right...

Find Roland Quiz, What?!

Today is the day after The Day of Saint Roland, what?! And His Majesty with the help of Roland Bakery presents special contest for You, what?! Try to find Roland (or Rolands or Rolandas), what?!

Please send Your answers to:

Mr. Roland Bomba
Pekařství Roland
Kohoutovice
PSČ 10 20 30

10.6.2001

Have You ever dreamt of seeing such a star?

Have You ever wanted to meet the legendary heroes of orienteering?

Have You ever imagined sharing the podium with the O-blog leaders?

To reach such a goal is terribly hard today for His Majesty... but his dream have come True already.

Banana Crop In Progress

From our foreign correspondent: Did You also think that banana crop is a domain of tropical countries? But new banana plantation are in bonanza not far from the Czech-Bulgarian borders. The banana plantation was founded by Xi Xao, native African transported to Czech Republic by Carpet-Runner.
The main production of bananas goes into the market by notorious enterprise Banana Trade Ltd. Alas latest news speaks about a man from Slovakia who offered the highest bid and got the crushing majority of the banana crop (rumours tell the bananas will help him to feed his herd of kangaroos).
However some voices of frustration roar from the capital of Bulgaria. The envious warrior from Zulu Banana Mob claims that banana growing is a domain of Zulus and that he will try to rob the Slovakian bananas.

The Lame Warrior from ZBM

Once Upon a Time

The black sheep tried to redeem himself. Pally wasn't cake-eater. And 'strejdo' was familiar title among O-runners. Sounds like a fairy-tale? Than look here.