Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Banana Crop In Progress

From our foreign correspondent: Did You also think that banana crop is a domain of tropical countries? But new banana plantation are in bonanza not far from the Czech-Bulgarian borders. The banana plantation was founded by Xi Xao, native African transported to Czech Republic by Carpet-Runner.
The main production of bananas goes into the market by notorious enterprise Banana Trade Ltd. Alas latest news speaks about a man from Slovakia who offered the highest bid and got the crushing majority of the banana crop (rumours tell the bananas will help him to feed his herd of kangaroos).
However some voices of frustration roar from the capital of Bulgaria. The envious warrior from Zulu Banana Mob claims that banana growing is a domain of Zulus and that he will try to rob the Slovakian bananas.

The Lame Warrior from ZBM


His Majesty.cz said...

Banana game here:



John Walker said...

Ve středu v podvečer se v Praze sešlo předsednictvo ČSOB.(a při té příležitosti byl zrušen trest Miroslava Slováka uložený v DZ č. 2008/002).

I think, slovak lost whole of his banana crop.

kipketer said...
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kipketer said...

Cripple-Warrior is now strongly supported by Long-Tube Warrior and by Permanent-Frustration Warrior. He has broken the directives of banana cropping. The Permanent-Frustration Warrior also suggested to rob all bananas in the Northern Hungarian banana plantage. The PF-Warrior thinks, all bananas could be cropped only in the only one, authorised Czech farm.