Merry Bikers Without Bikes

Satruday: sprint training in West Givemore only for invited V.I.P.

Sunday: His Majesty was organizing the middle distance race in Invitemoreville. The center of the competition was very friendly.

Children, where ends every race?

Every race ends in a pub.

Monday: Sprint competition in Taketon.

Poor effort by His Majesty who finished just behind Washing Machine (same as at the Where? race one week before). I did not make any big mistake but my pace was slow as You can see on my O-track below.

But that was only a prolog for much more challenging afternoon stage of Tour de Glass in the local brewery. I am curious what species of bear do they have in Bearoun as it was only the end of October and the service in the Bear Brewery seemed put deeply into hibernation. Despite that bad conditions His Majesty had fought bravely.

Final causalities on the side of the Bear Army: one glass biker, two golden horses, one gaylord sponsored by Pine and finally three plastic bikers who persecuted us in our train.

How (Not) To Beat "League 100"

Many years ago my goal was to go under one hundred in Ranking. Nowadays I am a little bit more modest and I wish to finish any classic distance race under one hundred minutes. And my dream have come true last Sunday - really amazing effort in the race by Where? at Convince Your Granny. The race was from average to stupid (controls from 6 to 9) but the main topic was that I went under six thousands seconds!

My watches - it seems it is there...

However then came the moment of Truth - SI read. And I got fucked!

...but it is not. The results.

Hey dude, where the fuck that one minute did appear?! Holy crown....

Moose Porn? Thanks, Not!

If You are a fan of sex with ungulate animals You have two main options:
1) visit webpage mylittleponny.horseporn.org.
2) attend a race held by Lame Orienteering Suckers.

 

After the September counterstrike of Captain Contour at Shark Ass Valley there was another pearl awaiting on Saturday. The former military area was a scenery for a thriller reported as the "Green Terror in Upper Withoutthanksville". This epithet does not report to the forgotten relicts of Peoples Army but to the abundant vegetation. And what about my performance: it was really impressive effort and I also had to mobilize all of my mental power to spent 78 minutes on middle distance.

39th Carp Would Deserve Kickthrough

Sir Hendy we all will miss you but we will never forget!

XXXIX. WOG - Are You In?!

Twelve hours, 720 minutes, 43 200 seconds left. See You in carptrain.

After Hundred Years In A Quarantine And At A Football Game

The preparation for Waterville Carp is going on so I have not much time to write about some not-top races which I attended last weekend. So here is a short report.

Saturday 10/05/13: Sprint race at Jirovec Square. And it was very prestigious race as His Majesty was kept in a quarantine. The time of the day was 20:42.

20:42

My routechoice at the sprint at Jirovec Square

Sunday 10/06/13: Classic distance at Sugartop. The competition center was in Claymore. The highlight of the day was the match of Junior Carp League between Claymore and Lower Shoreville. The final result was 5:7 as the home team scored once from penalty and twice from free-kick (so they have to visit Waterville to gain more ammunition for their next play).... And my race. I became dead after 4th control but then I got enlighted at 8th control and scored the best routechoice of October.

Junior Carp League match of Claymore against Lower Shoreville

The routechoice of the month at Sugartop