Mullet Power

Balkan Tour Continues

The intenational Balkan long championship took place in Tsirkvets i Iglavogradu (awesome place well-known for its rendering plant). The competiton was tough from all of the Balkan countries and belonging territories like Hungary and Slovakia. Also many Czech competitors arrived to prove their skill in the terrains of Bulgarian Highlands.

The mental power of His Majesty was at very high level because of Freud cereals. The Elite final (H21E) was really close according to Our shameful performance. But lately some signs were uncovered that there were not so many runners being able to reach the highest level for Sunday race. So His Majesty had to content Ourself with the participation in H21D. (This category is very similar to D21H. That means adult gynander like Caster Semenaya.)

We are not sure if the name of city Třešť is from Bulgarian word „distillate“ or „punishment“ but this two words together are like synonym to the place of Our accomodation. Exactly His Majesty were not accomodate at all. We spent the whole night by the local tradition – Iglavograd hedgehog hunting. It was very exciting experinece but We warn You not to mix hedgehog hunting with hunting for Rudolphus little-deer...

So that was another Balkan experience. We would better not write about Our Sunday „run“. You can look in the results if You want to see another wretched race of His Majesty.

Let's Make Some Noise?

No PPŽ at Hostivař dam because of bzzz zzz wuuu bzzzzzzz. Bzzzz bzzzzz zz zzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz. So bzzzz at Hvězda. Wzzzzzzzz buuuuuuuuuu wuuu zzzz bzzzzzz. Bzzzz wzzzzzz bz zzzzzzzz football.

Bzzzzz dzz buuuu wzzzzzz. See You in Summer at Coolstrea. Bzzzzzz Howgh

No Show, No Go

No money, no wild card, no middle, no fame, no sponsors, no money...

...checkmate - king is death

Carousel of Death

CTU summoned His Majesty for another orienteering fight at Czech Academic Games.

Saturday middle distance signified a great success of His Majesty. The time was not good enough but the Demon of Ben who started two minutes after Us did not catch Us up. Apparently it happened regarding that double-J did not arrive.
But Our performance was still good enough to defeat some big fishes of orienteering ("Stuffed cake thug", "C₅H₅N", "Cholerrhagia").

Sunday long distance was very cruel. Under some extemporary circumstances Our performance became a partial failure.

The main reasons were: temperature attacking hundred degrees of Fahrenheit; excessive consumption of beer-plague; sleeping in the doorframe; phenomenon of migrating North.

As You can see in the map below the competition was tough

I go on VI

As I visited the Czech Academic Games I obtained a reproach from "the one who can carry checkpoint-holder between his legs" why there is so much of fucking nothing on Veličentvo.com... So I promise I will bring some reports from the latest events reporting famous escapades about "the one who sleeps in the doorframe."

Happy Jubilee

Four thousand visitors on this site since the re-start at the beginning of 2008. Great job. Let's celebrate now!

DDT - The Dynamic Diamonds Theory

The Diamond Theory

4th NP LOB -B3 at the Free Order

The fourth night park ski-o event took place at the Gulch of Suffusions. His Majesty made some mistakes but We were still able to achieve top ten in the final standing. We got lost at the route from 11 to 8 and We lost Our way to the bridge and the brook-crossing was very cold.

This weekend His Majesty will try to survive another Ski-O stand at the Three Wells near the New Bulgarian Settlement. As seen below the understanding with the natives would be difficult.

A Quarter-thousand of Minutes in the Forest

Exactly our performance on both weekend Championships took 251 :15. That means over fifteen thousands seconds of excessive strain...ugh!

... but His Majesty is improving on long distance. Last year Our result at the race of Northstar Tirana was +79 minutes. This year it is only +60 minutes.
I must say: keep moving His Majesty and You will not be competition nihilist anymore!

Here is the map from the race with a very important message from the organizers:

Czech Long Ski-O Championship 2010

Here is the startlist for the ultimate race of this Ski-O season.

His Majesty is looking forward for another three hours in forest near Appleton on Gleet on Saturday. On Sunday His Majesty is very proud to perform in the second team of Kotlářka.

Night Parking

Another phenomenal Ski-O performance of His Majesty, this time at the Miltville Woods. Let's wait for the results. I can provide you only the map with my route-choice so far.

Updated on 01/28/2010
Great performance lead to magnificient 11th place. The cold was tough and so is His Majesty.

TdB 2010 - E1 - Summary

The first episode of Tour de Balkan 2010 is over.

The first competiton, Czech Championship on middle distance, was very fucking. In substance the ending was like space odyssey to the balls of Hercules.

The long distance on Sunday was surprisingly luxurious. And so was the performance of His Majesty. Here is the map with my route-choice.

Tour de Balkan 2010 - Episode 1

Thanks to competition comittee the first Ski-O weekend will be held at Vrbnö ë Mali i Korabit. His Majesty will be there alive and competing. Startlist of Championship contains 33 competitors so we hope that this time performance of His Majesty will be enough to reach the best fifty...

...otherwise the result is not everything. The mountains of Shqipëria are very beautiful. And the skyline of Vrbno is very fine (as seen in the picture below) .

White Star

His Majesty, former Ski-O Elite runner, was not able to keep up pace with the best competitors. But his 7th place among more than seventy runners is marvellous. His Majesty has never ran a night race before and his ski training this season is very modest.

Here are some very famous names which His Majesty left behind:
Gay
Who Is Fucking
Little Wild-boar
Cartoon Chicken
Shelf
Human Positives Set
Red Rock Jumper
Bauer
and Žižka

Black and white map of White Star with Our routechoice