Abstinence Is Not So Easy

WTF! I have done a terrible mistake. I thought I would rise the spirit of Mother Lasana and Diesana for better luck in Saturdays sprint event... Alas I rose the spiritus of Lesana. I would never think that only one letter could cause such lack of mental power... Anyway I did my duty and finished right before Death Summoners and Alice's Fuckers...

P.S. From Yesterdays Results
Legend says - Spartans: Taught never to retreat, never to surrender.
But reality - sprint 2,7 km

Špringer Tomáš   TJ Slovan Luhačovice LCE8101    DISK
Štěpánek Ondřej  AC Sparta Praha      SCP8304    DISK
Havlena Martin   OK Jihlava           SJI8310    DISK
Zajíc Vítězslav  KOB TRETRA Praha     TAP8610    DISK
Rakovec Michal   AC Sparta Praha      SCP6901    DISK
Brabač Lukáš     AC Sparta Praha      SCP8505    DISK
Přeček Zdeněk    AC Sparta Praha      SCP5200    DISK
Štemberk Adam    TJ Lokomotiva Beroun LBE8904    DISK

Across Cinemas In Europe Right Now!!!

Veličenstvo.com - Fair Game !

The situation of His Majesty isn't as pink as the future of eight gays but the boldness of some Czech tabloids as Aha or Jerk-off OSS is flagrant! So Veličenstvo.com proclaims death to all parasites, paparazzis, human-beasts and hyenas!

Long Live The Monkey King

Fifteen years went by since the last visit of Xuan Zang. But His Majesty remembers as it was yesterday...

Videos from Xuan's visit in 1991 and 1993 can be found here.

The Salvation Has Come

Tuesday:

8 pieces

Wednesday:

2 pieces

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Maundy Thursday:

8 pieces

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Good Friday:

8 pieces

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Holy Saturday:

10 pieces

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Easter Day:

Resurrection

Miloš Frýba's Birthday Today!

In the renovated pub at the Dejvice railway station. The only letters of apologies are received from those who participated at Roland's anniversary party of 8-Hot Majesty in Hradec... Those who didn't congratulate His Majesty or Miloš can lick their assholes also.

Too Many Unique Events This Weekend

I. Another Beermental has been awarded for his service to His Majesty of safe-conduct over sixteen enemy domains. This time honour goes to Whip.
II. Onanos gas station and Adalbert also had run out of Braník after our raid! Alas one bottle of Moon Shine was pillaged too...
III. Ivan is Zdenda. Zdenda is killer.
IV. We were supposed to end at the Blue Oyster but our terminal was Roland bar, what?
V. Billy-goat didn't turn into gardener but he stole place of His Majesty.

Attention: Using Frapecit in the morning cause dysemesia!

Who The Hell Is Martin Vlach?

An elaborated research with very surprising outcome has been finished recently. The answer to the main question originally formulated by Romanian wiseman Little Animal is still indistinguishable. But now it seem that the predecessors of Martin Vlach came from Šumperk.

More here.

No Spring Cup This Year

Don't try to ask me why. Even if you like to jerk-off hundred minutes on flat-shit terrain to learn at the finish you category was cancelled. I decide to try my luck at Bone Castle.
But His Majesty can't miss the Saturday night fever - the 69th anniversary of occupation. Does anybody else have some better reason for such a celebration?!

Also the Sunday relay competiton is very challenging. But will His Majesty be able to repeat phenomenal lack of respect like last year?

The picture shows His Majesty leading his warriors to the battle with the help of faithful knight of both Muck-a-Muck

You can see more here in the first act. I hope you know that I hate Sparta but everything that is against Praga is very fine.

Spring Sprint Sucks

This is an article response to My first time.

About His Majesty's response to Zhaly.kom's training:

After more than two hours of excrutiation His Majesty nearly got lost on the way from Rocky Peak (as you can see in the picture below)... Regrettably His Majesty found the way Out Of The Dark and you will not be saved from other fucking articles at Veličenstvo.com...

Beer Contest

Do you know what size is the biggest beer bottle opener in the world?!

The first and only prize is a bottle of Braník opened by this opener. Fortunately His Majesty knows the precious answer and is sure to win. However you can try not to beat him and write your answers in the comments.

2 Matches, 3 Teams of Prague Bitches, 5 Goals

That' s my score from this weekend another fucking Gambrinus league visit...



..Anyway I think I will leave out the match of AC Suckers who play tommorrow at Thracian lowlands.

From Today's News

Another assassination attemp on His Majesty has failed.

Meridian losers from SMB tried to kill the king on his return from a state call at Jizerka. Their sabotage of a high voltage mast near Mladá Boleslav was successful but they hopefully didn't manage to hit the king's coach. This act of terror was planned as a revenge for the crushing criticism of last year's O-event at Peppermint.