Advance From E to A!!!

This progress is like a little miracle at school. And so it is at Czech ski-o. Finally I seized the 29th spot in mens Elite. I hope that is not really final ranking because before me there is one cheater from "notorious movement Beerme(n)tal" (quotation: Baba Jaga on BEN). Maybe Whip has taken some lessons of dirty O-tricking from M.H.
Anyway Whip has also taken some pictures of His Majesty before Sunday race...

"Rather drinking fernet than reading shits on the internet! "

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (4x)

Friday: Beer prologue at Sandokans

Saturday: I was celebrating the gain of A-licence at ski-O. I nearly lost my jacket. I absolutely lost myself. But Tarzan Boy, Who Is Fucking Alice and Lady Karneval performed by Duo Pe was worth it... Luckily I found myself sabre-dancing at my accommodation and my jacket in next-door class. Great training for Waterville Carp!

Sunday: 136 minutes on classic distance. I could easily say that 'i wasn't prepared for such race' or narrate fairy-tales about 'lack of mental power' and 'run under my possibilities' like some self-confident Bulgarian blogger... But His Majesty can't afford such a freaky alibism.
I pay special tribute to the refreshment station with Cloister beer and my mental power leader to the control 14-49 (see bellow) Bokovka the Traincrusher. Well done!

New Ski-O discipline - Jerk O-ff controls

Which of these controls do you admire the most? What do you think about two exclamation marks at control 14-49? Share your thoughts at comments or vote in the poll.

"Le Coq Braisé"

Two thousands years ago

The painting depicts the legend of the roasted cock at King Herod's table that crowed Christ the Saviour is born.

Today

King Jarolim is feasting on what remains from London cocks after Red 'n White hurricane has plundered the White Hart Lane.

Elite Last Stand

The finish of this year ski-O season is comming on. It's been very long season as usual and the competition is very tough too. This week will be a great challenge to achieve at least the 25th spot to save Elite for next year. After half-success in my Elite premiere weekend (I was the last one only on Sunday) I am occupying the 24th spot only 0.97 pt ahead another blue and white gangster South-paw...

Two championships take place on Saturday. Great chance for me to beat some A-category runners and to not finish on the last place.

On Sunday the organizers promise shorten classic distance. I hope the courses aren't prepared by Hendy senior because his shorten classic would be only ultra long.

Cold News

Veličenstvo.com got sick by calimero flu (the most malign kind of H5N1)

His Majesty.cz is on vacancy. No training since Monday

Majesty Kim Ir-sen the Dictator was re-elected

Falco is still dead

Who driks in winter isn't thirsty in summer

So was said by Czech O-team headcoach. And if I want to be successful (as I am supposed to be) I must improve my beerborec account to 1000 beers until the start of summer season. So I started:
Wednesday: I needed to release the tension so I was pumping. Four times in two hours.
Thursday: My ignorance of building materials is startling! I never thought drinking of ready mix concrete would cause diarrhoea!
Friday: WTF! Drinking Wince beer cause diarrhoea too.

Veličenstvo.com Resurrection II AKA I go on IV

The three months banishment is over. So is winter season. And Veličenstvo.com is back! From the beginning of February I must focus on mental power renewal and self publishing. The articles will be partially my own intellectual property but the theme is stolen from Zhaly.kom's founding idea - a reduce fat blog. As I realised that my weight is only 50 kilos (maybe 50 cent) less than Eminem's (more here), I do have work to do.