Let's Sprint Again, Like We Did Last Summer!

I know the title of this article sound cool but it is complete bullshit because I really didn't compete in any type of event last Summer. Anyway when there is a chance to undergo some sprint practice then why not to participate. So on Wednesday I went for the first race of Dragoon Sprints Spring Series (DSSS - please not to be confused with Workers Social Justice Party) organized by Mr. Groove. Well it's meant for dragoons, cavalry or maybe some horsemen but luckily even fat slow and dumb war elephants can take part. So did I but even I was running too slow still I wasn't able to make precious route-choices. So maybe next time at another training. I know this weekend is the Prague Championship race in sprint - but for sure I give up in advance...

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O-league #5 Cuntratice

On the last day of March I crossed the Volga river to compete in another edition of Freezer's O'league. The weather was freezing like in Russian movie so I better run before being denazificated. Although I am a noble monarchist but when visiting the East you never know.

The race was nice, sometimes in forest and so long. Even that long that I can't even upload the whole map here because I don't want to exceed the capacity of my storage. You know times are bad and even the amount of Royal gigabytes isn't unlimited.

The crucial moment of my run came between checkpoints six and seven. I decided to go over the hill along the wall but suddenly I found myself literally between fences! Am I crazy? Luckily not yet too much but almost too fat to get through a hole in a wire mesh fence. But with the help of lion power I managed to escaped from this trap with some rests of mental power as well.

The course then led around Šeberák Pond which I tought is famous for Dead Dogs but that's not all. It is also very popular among nudists and some guys for something else I learnt later in my Palace. So at the end of the day I was happy that the weather was so fucking cold because recently I am not that fast to prevent my ass from some crusing. Even it is only a pond there I guess it might cause me seasick...

Eighty-eight Shades of Yellow

Spring is finally here and after all the restrictions something is comming back. I mean my secret blog about hopefully nobody cares. This Saturday I went for some really special event Czech O-Tour which took place in connection with World Orienteering Chamionship. Yes you know it right it is like with the Olympics and then ongoing special event (not to be confused with a special operation). And as I wanted to be especially special I was selected to compete in Elite category.

When I arrived to the place I was so aroused to be back in the action so I decided to take a picture of our amazing banner.

Later when I inspected the picture I took I was shocked what was here really going on. Well I see I am getting a bit too old in this world and rather I should stick to compete among swearing and cursing Veterans.

Well but hopefully not everyone in my club is decadent and effent and there are still some heroes who will always fight for the right values as they serve as agents of Warsaw Shield and if you need them just look whether you have the correct number.

Well that was about some stupid pathos now let's get back to the bussines we all love - orienteering. Nothing feels better than finding the right control. Orienteering is just all about the right orientation and right pace, just all you need to have a good race.

Well I know I am fat as fuck and my performation suck but still it feels very inappropriate to give me instructions if I want to continue with running straight after the finish line. Well I should think about it. To run? To drink? Or...

If you want to see the results just download the app for mobile phones. If you weren't there or you didn't notice not everybody is master of his job like it is with me and orienteering.