Financial Crisis Slowed Down Shooting

Do You remember the most pretentious project of His Majesty?
Pontifical and grandiose movie "His Majesty Rolls Along"?
The crisis spreading over Our gracious kingdom stopped the work on this marvellous masterpiece....

...but nowadays things are getting better and better. And His Majesty is very proud to present You a new extra-ordinary trailer of this remarkable artwork.

So here You are...
Look! Listen! Admire!
His Majesty will inspire!

Eastern Bohemia = Promised Land

The land of early getting up...
The land of everlasting bombs...
The triangle of marvellous refreshment...

... here is the Crystal Palace of this Bakery Warlord, the Master of Flour and Commander of Dough...

... and finally that's him. The magnificient king of bombs for Your mature!

Waterville Carp Is Getting Near

If You do not know what Waterville Carp is about then You cannot miss an extra-ordinary documentary film about the last volume of this magnificient event.

Heavy Wound Slowed Down Our Training

SCP? Sparta Crusty Pseudoraces

His Majesty has visited another fucking race. Yesterday Slavia Prague has won the League Chamionship in soccer and the day after His Majesty has visited a competition organised by recently second. After the celebrations to gain success was very hard.

As usually I do not have map from this event. So You can look at my route on the map from Czech map server. Sorry for low quality but my skills with paintbrush are insufficient.

Magnus Hummus Cup Sprint And Relays

In a flash: no maps = no stupid article.

But I have one very interesting hint: after finishing your race, find out if you are not supposed to run another race the same day. Sometimes it is better to wait for the evening to start a party.

But His Majesty must perform his tasks:
Before the Saturday relays started His Majesty had to greet with four envoys from Montenegro, one from Siberia and one from Laughtertown.

Citizen Majesty Roll Along

Action film about love to run.

Comming never to Your local cinema.

Trailer available now only at Veličenstvo.com

Special thanks to Adidas, Puma and Cannon to make the dream come True!

Rocky Majesty Rocks

PPŽ At Girl's Jump

6PM - Last man started. So here is the map - without my routechoice. Sorry maybe later.
My time is about 32:32 (without return to the last control - I will write about it maybe later). There were no signs of Muck-a-muck at the event but my shape signs that it will power on...maybe later.

I go on V AKA Muck-a-muck Fight 315

Do You remember famous dog-fights between HM and MaM? Next volume comes out today!
If You want to see it then visit Anti-George-W. Town in the afternoon . The event takes place at the map called "Little Jug" (also known as "Small Tit", "Tiny Boob" or "Poky Breast").

Best Achievments On Classic And Middle Distance This Season

His Majesty are in form! What a great performance They performed! They scored nearly 1O.0oO Ranking points - though it is sum from middle and classic together it still an amazing outcome.
The evening was quite fine. His Majesty celebrated reunion with Praga Death and Voyeur got beaten up.

Here are the maps form this week:

Yom Kippur Week

What to write about Tuesday sprint at The Ovens of Slavia? His Majesty screwed it as usually. Looser combination is 7-9-8-9:-) ROFL PIMP

But now His Majesty is looking forward for another competition. Czech 2nd division take place near Soonvile and is organized by Jews of My Castle. And the main goal is to defeat somebody to claim HM is better than SK Slavia.

I hope His Majesty could manage it.

Prague Sprint Championship AKA I go on IV

His Majesty are back and They will compete today at Prague Sprint Championship. They hope Their first start in season 2009 will claim that They are not competitive nihilst and prove that They belong to the best 95 sprint runners in Prague.

See Ya today at the Springfield Elementary School

Thousand Times One Story From Parties With His Majesty

With a glimmer of smile and already overdoped
by Beartown Bear 11°

Ban Communist Ben

Say no to censorship!

Don't support activites against freedom!

Listen to McCarthy and do not behave like Rosenberg and his wife!

Supereaster Superstar

Plenty of famous movie stars arranged a meeting at the Windows NT 3.1 pub. And His Majesty was there also!

Where Is The Expected Post About Albania Orienteering?

I hoped to write about this:
but cruel 5Ocent Pašek forced me to learn this:

Prize-giving ceremony is held at 3 PM at the Temple of Doom.
Let's wait for the results, but His Majesty is predestinate to gain letters (DNF, DISQ etc.) instead of figures (1,2,3...)

Greetings In 2 0009

We hope You didn't miss Our bad english and stupid sense of humour... but Veličenstvo is back!

"It's time for another blog post."

More to come recently... perhaps